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That woman… was truly a pervert.
While it’s natural to be unclothed in a hot spring (I have no idea why there’s a hot spring in such a place), what’s unusual was to share it with monsters. Well, maybe I could let it slide if they were the harmless kind, but still no one would pose for the monsters or flaunt their naked body as they engage in a conversation with them.
“Huhu, my body with golden proportions is always magnificent. Ever since we got to the countryside I wasn’t able to clean and polish this gem of a body, but who would’ve thought we’d come across a hot spring. Hm, I shall take it as proof that the world wants to extol my beauty…!”
Not to mention, she keeps saying strange things to herself very loudly. Not that I care, but I wonder why bother striking poses? I wonder if the monsters that look like dark wolves that aren’t local to this region really comprehend the intention behind all of her poses?
It’s true that she has well-proportioned curves and I understand her need to sing praises of its magnificence. She also has long, beautiful black hair and lovely red eyes. She certainly is a woman befitting of the word ‘beauty’.
…Hm? I feel like I’ve seen her somewhere before…
“Lord Clo. I understand your curiosity regarding the female anatomy as a man. That said, I don’t think it appropriate for you to stare so openly.”
Forgive me, Lady Violet. Please don’t look at me so coldly.
I would be lying if I said the female body doesn’t interest me and though I’m also looking because I find her familiar for some reason, I suppose I can’t change my nature as long as I’m a man.
“If I may, I’d say your body is much more magnificent.”
“Why, I wasn’t fishing for compliments… but, I see.”
I know I’m the one that said it but it wasn’t a very appropriate statement. However, I was stating the truth.
But I have to say the pervert’s physique is really straightforward to make clothes for…
“Hmph, I don’t mind you being enchanted by my body, but how about you stop hiding and look openly?
… Oh shit.
It’s bad enough that we were spotted by the pervert but it’s even worse that the monsters have also realized our presence. I have no idea what kind of person this pervert is, but judging by how she went into the hot spring with the monsters, it’s possible that she’s their master.
If she is a ‘Monster Tamer’ by any chance, this could be dangerous—
“The ultimate art requires a creator and an audience as that is when it truly comes into being! To enhance the value of this piece of art, come out! Look all you want, out in the open!”
“Ruff! Ruff!”
“See, even my children feel the same way!”
I don’t know, I’m starting to feel stupid for being wary. Anyway, I signaled Lady Violet with my eyes and after establishing an escape route, the magic was dispelled, we got out of the thicket to stand in front of the pervert.
“Oh, a couple of young art enthusiasts. That’s swell. Both of you can witness the work of art that I am. As a token of gratitude for meeting in a remote place like this, you can appreciate all you want free of charge. Consider yourselves fortunate.”
Saying so, the pervert made no effort to cover herself but proceeded to strike more poses. Yes, we have our fair share of weirdos in Shiki, but I’ve yet to come across one of this kind. I feel like she’d get along well with the Lust Demon, Khaki.
“… Sorry, but do you mind if I ask you a question?”
“Hm, what would that be?”
I wonder if Lady Violet felt second-hand embarrassment for the pervert as a fellow woman, for her face was a bit flushed as she made her query. By the way, I averted my gaze so as to not look at the pervert unless absolutely necessary.
“Don’t you feel any shame?”
A very valid question.
“There is no part of my body that I’m ashamed of. Where is the need to cover myself?”
Oh no, she’s cool. I feel like I’m seeing a halo behind this oddball pervert.
“Ah, are you two lovers by any chance? Sorry if that’s the case. Are you worried that he would compare this work of art to your body? Hmm, you have nothing to worry about. You can make up for that with love. That said, I’m not sure if any love can rival this artwork.”
“…”
There, there. I tried to calm Lady Violet down.
What’s up with this pervert? I like her confidence, but she keeps hurling insults that are sure to annoy even the ever earnest Lady Violet. Maybe it’s better if I got some details out of her as the Lord and leave quickly. First off, should I ask her the reason for soaking in the hot spring with the monsters?
No, I guess I should reveal my identity first.
“A pleasure to meet you, I’m Clo Heartfield. I’m the Lord of this domain called Shiki. Forgive me, but could I ask for your name?”
Once more, I put on a business smile and faced the pervert. I can’t avoid her body coming into my line of sight. She doesn’t seem to want to cover up either.
The position of domain lord is pretty handy in situations like these. It’s very likely that the other person could doubt my identity but it conveys that I hold a certain degree of authority, making it difficult for them to act carelessly while making it easier for me to ask questions, regardless of the veracity of their responses.
“Oh, so you’re the Lord. I’m sorry I didn’t introduce myself sooner. As you can see, I’m a traveler.”
No, I can’t see that.
“Schwarz is the name.”
… Schwarz? Wasn’t that the name of a character that came up in that otome game, Ring of Fire?
If I’m not mistaken, depending on the route taken, the heroine and her could end up enemies…
“Ah, but you’re just the man I wanted to see. It must be fate that brought us together. If you’re really the Lord, then that saves me a lot of time.”
Right, depending on the choices made it can lead straight to a bad ending.
“Could I trouble you to help me find some lodging?”
She’s the character that kills the hero.
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